ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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"The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over." - Unknown  (via unlively)

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i need to kiss you asap or else ill die probably

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*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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me arriving at the gates of hell


don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

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"Hell is
loving you in my sleep
and waking up alone."
- (via modernise)

(Source: absentions, via skzie)

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I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

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perfectic theme