yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

if I show you my favorite band and you start listening to them I’m sorry if I wanna break your skull


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poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

(via circumcising)


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humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: cybergasms, via herdyingbreed)


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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via circumcising)


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